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Oh! Thank you! My information took all night to research and I am glad you enjoy my information today! Why you follow me though? I might lead you over a cliff!

It is excellent information. I know I've seen that mustard stain somewhere before, and the very great information provided above included the word mustard as well. I wasn't looking at your tits. I follow you! No seriously, I already follow you, just wanted to point it out verbally!

Extra percentage point added to vote because my balls jiggled when I laughed at this.

...and yes, I foreshadowed mustard today. So much clever disguised in my stupidity!