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Well. Two choices. Be internet famous, or die. It's a sweet deal.

Can I be internet famous while dying?

Listen. You'll have to call head office and speak to that PR manager or something. I'm just a guy, trying to do a job. You know how it is. If I was good at answering questions, I'd be on Jeopardy or some shit.

1 star amazon review for you, bud. How do you live with yourself? :O

Alone. :)

Deep