Funny

[kvnq]

After having unprotected sex with a porn star you'll start seeing things like (Car plate number, HIV-243VC)......Even some house numbers will be like (No. 12 STD Rd. off 4 GRA Opp. AIDS)

Comments

[com-judge]

Hi kvnq,

Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

Judges:

• @profanereviews
• @ange.nkuru
• @diebitch

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[kvnq]

Thanks

[wanabe]

hello bro

[kvnq]

Whatsup

[pode]

pocketsend:11@kvnq, play around with the token of fun - POCKET!

[pocket-node]

Successful Send of 11
Sending Account: pode
Receiving Account: kvnq
New sending account balance: 117591
New receiving account balance: 30
Fee: 1
Steem trxid: 0be9204c02e350a34614329441ee2fd797de33be
Thanks for using POCKET! I am running this confirmer code.

[pocketjs]

Successful Send of 11
Sending Account: pode
Receiving Account: kvnq
New sending account balance: 117591
New receiving account balance: 30
Fee: 1
Steem trxid: 0be9204c02e350a34614329441ee2fd797de33be

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^{I am running Pocket-JS confirmer code.}

[kvnq]

i don't understand what the Pocket is..........

[kvnq]

Thanks

[profanereviews]

You are going to have to follow the rules for Comedy Open Mic. If you aren't going to do that, please stop using the #comedyopenmic tag as it makes the judge's jobs harder. You can check out @comedyopenmic for more information.

We look forward to seeing some valid entries coming in.