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Oh Lord Vader!! It's precisely me!!! I'm Dionysos, but I found some false gods here who stolen my name!! Father Zeus is taking care of them!! I'll be glad to visit you on your Death Star to chat and share a good wine!! Happy dances and loves, my Lord!!

Can you bring some Funyuns?

Your wishes, my command!! I will also bring some of my finest maenads and river nymphs to please you, if you like!! ;)