hahaha that's hilarious!! You're right, you can't make that shit up, but I know it's all 100% true!!
Well instead of getting kicked out of the @newbieresteemday nest, you should sign on as another big cheese and help out some other little cheese-ettes...ya ya, I know I made that one up...but the concept is legit :)
I don't know what that entails, but I joined the trail. It seems like it's working.
Joining the trail is a great idea. For now, just keep your eyes peeled for new folks who need help and tell them what you know. Spread the word of how awesome @newbieresteemday is ;)