Birthday Fart

in #funny6 years ago (edited)

Kusum is a software engineer and today was her birthday. she was very happy. She was married two year ago.

Whole day she worked in office. After office completed she and her friend shilpa went to a restaurant and eat too much food. After eating too much they eat some burger too....

Her husband called her and ask when she came to home

She said she will reach in next 15 minutes.

She reached home, she knocked the gate .

Her husband open the gate, the light was off He wears a black band to his wife's eyes, so she can't see anything.

Her husband said, Let's eat some food.

She think, I already eat too much, how I will eat again and adjust this food ... She said ok to her husband

He went to kitchen and prepare some food. She was adjusting her food by farting loudly.

She farted and farted till her husband came out and said please sit in the chair around the dinner table.

Her husband again went to kitchen for bring all the food.

She again fart in the mean time her husband in the kitchen.

Now her husband came and open her band. Her 5 friends sitting around the table and they said happy farting birthday.

She shocked ... And everyone laughing on her fart. @idikuci @take5

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