I want to take you on a journey, rather, let you see the world through my eyes.
Prepare yourself for a day in the life of @mr-chuckles, explained using giphs.

My lovely wife gently wakes me up at the crack of dawn

By the time we are done our morning routine, I'm late for work, so I'm hauling ass.

The three double espresso's I drank finally kick in as I get to work.

The coffee finally wears off and I get ready to check my crypto portfolio

Then I see that everything I own is in the red

I lay down on the couch to try and relax, browsing the local tinder catches

3pm arrives and I'm about to call it a day.

I patiently sit in traffic for what seems like an eternity

My amazing wife prepares a lovely dinner for me

Then I make it up to her and she gets to be the big spoon for the 3rd time this week.
Then End
damn, your wife's hitting your head so often the pans are developing a protrusion for your head
It must mean that it's true love. Thanks for spreading a little love juice