Not a brilliant communicator.

This, my good folks, is the start of something beautiful. (I hope)

So, I'm not going to lie. This is a little nerve-wracking. I say this because I am totally insecure and read somewhere that "Steemit" posts are essentially eternal, and that TERRIFIES me. Like, I've read some of my FaceBook statuses using the "On This Day" feature, and have wanted to go back in time and break every one of my fingers so I couldn't type that drivel. Even reading my successful/popular posts can cause nausea and the overwhelming call of the void sometimes.

I know you're probably thinking "Wow, you're a bit dramatic." or "You're way too hard on yourself."

Which are both valid assumptions, and yes I have decided you're a pro-contraction type of grammarian. (That's a big word with too many "A's.")

You'll also find that I have quite a wandering mind and a less than impressive vocabulary and intellect.

So, here's a dirty joke: A boy fell in the mud.

Here's a clean joke: He took a bath with Bubbles!

Another dirty joke: Bubbles is the girl next door.

Back to my original thoughts, which are pretty much my feelings after rereading the middle section of this post...

I ramble, I have awful formatting, I was homeschooled (Poorly) so, I have a lot of gaps in my education, but, if you're all still on board with me and would like to see what else I may have in store for you then welcome!

I will orchestrate better content in the near future, topical, coherent, all the kinds of things you want to hear from a wannabe comedy writer.

One last incoherent thing: This is my best friend Blackjack (A.K.A. Greybeard). He's eleven years old and will be featured from time to time. (Dogs get upvotes, DUH!) In this photo he had a boo boo on his left ear flap, so the bright green thing was an alternative to the cone of shame. (He still didn't enjoy it.)

Oh, but, not to worry! He's all better and loves showing off his left ear:

I hope my rambling, at some point, brought a smile to your face, or even went so far as to get a less than hearty chuckle out of you.

I'm only here to report what kooky misadventures befall me. Tune in next time for my Airport fiasco!

Until then, thanks for the read, see ya soon. :)