After eight hours of this, I'm finally going to break character and say this: I have been laughing my ass off ever since I was in a shit mood, wrote this, and decided to just say...
Fuck it.
Jim, James and Santa were doing it wrong I guess. It certainly does have the power to change everything. I'm thinking a lot of people got a good chuckle out of this as well. A cheap laugh, but a good laugh nonetheless. I think I'll call it a day now. Fuck it.
He was for sure doing it wrong. He was ice fishing. Ice is pretty thin in April Jim... Most people just get some ice out of the freezer instead of fishing for it, but Jim said "fuck it". Gnight and thanks for the laughs lol
Fuck it.