Yeah, I don't know how I do it. It just happens. We all have dog stories though and you're right. Of all the dogs I've met over the years, it's those little ones with the attitude problems.
I have a small scar on my cheek because a terrier decided to latch on when I was about three years old. Memories...
I don't have scars, but memories of one particular dog making an enemy of one of my ankles. Not sure what my ankle did to upset the dog, but they never got along after that. What could I do (except limp away)?
Not much you can do. I got attacked by a chicken once when I was quite young. We just ate it.
Well there is a solution, although the dog's owner may have been upset.
I certainly wouldn't encourage anyone to try that approach anyway. I mean, I've heard of "fight back," but, bite back? Probably not a good idea.
I usually just run away, screaming helplessly. Followed by an oversized rat. No wonder I have an image problem!