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Yeah I know right, people here are dicks.
Except you and me.
Well, mostly me.
Actually, only me.
Sorry.

Lol...
Guess this dick will fuck ya pussy...

Bestiality is looked down upon in my region though, but, whatever you want man.
I hated my (imaginary) cat anyway.

Bestiality is looked down upon in my region though, but, whatever you want man.
I hated my (imaginary) cat anyway; fucker keeps scaring away my (imaginary) friends.