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I worked at a restaurant awhile back. We smoked duck. Get it? Got it? Good!

You monsters! May seagulls shit in your beers!

The Front Against Duck-Smoking Organisations protests against such horrid treatment! And while we're at it, nobody ever votes for us here, which is most disappointing. Admittedly, we don't post here yet, but it's still unfair.

UNFAIR!

This is an outrage!