RE: It's A Long Story: Now Imagine How Shitty This Post Would Be If That Was All I Wrote For A Title

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Blaise Pascal: "Je n'ai fait celle-ci plus longue que parce que je n'ai pas eu le loisir de la faire plus courte."

Mark Twain: "I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead."

Isn't there a market for pancake clowns? They are much easier to transport and distribute.