Weekly PunLiteration #5

[onenecha]

Just For Fun 😆

Welcome to PunLiteration

Good day Steemians and welcome to PunLiteration Week 5. I had a splendid weekend which I believe you all had as well. I just have this feeling that today is the start of a great week for all Steemians. Let me guess, SBD and Steem will rise again after crawling throughout last week.
A winner has emerged for last week’s contest. Keep reading to find out who…

Key Words for This Week

Key words for this week are:

married

trump

won

today

flown

sacked

sisters

Hey ho, it’s no news that our favorite character, Trump has featured in week #5. I like this guy. Who else likes his consistency? Let me know in the comment box and feel free to tweet about it after you have resteemed this post. 😆 😆 😆

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Let's Go!

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Mysterious history was made
March 12th as mortal Michael met
and married Michelle, a Maryland
mermaid on MONDAY.

Tana confirmed that Trump truly tiptoed
to watch Tiger Woods’ tennis training
twice on TUESDAY.

Wayne won a bottle of water & wine for
bravely wiping the tears of a wounded
wailing whale on WEDNESDAY.

Today is the time to think & trash out
a possible threatening tomorrow’s
trying times, why wait till THURSDAY.

Fifteen French feminine female friends
flown for forty five hours from France to
Florida just to buy freshly flavored
fragrance flowers on FRIDAY.

Salami sacked sergeant Solomon’s
silly sexy wife after secretly seducing
seventy sales specialist before going
on sabbatical on SATURDAY.

Six sisters sold sixteen skirts simultaneously
to buy a sexy sleeved skater dress so
that they can attend the Sweet Sixteen sex
seminar slated to hold this SUNDAY

Laughter Quote of The Week

Laugher is smile’s first daughter. You should marry her. — Necha

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Who doesn’t want to live happily ever after?😆

Disclaimer

I do not claim the names and events in the above write up are real. Laugh willingly in the best possible way you can if you find it interestingly funny as intended.

Previous Weekly PunLiteration (PWPL)

Feel free to click on any/all of the links below to see what you have missed;
https://steemit.com/busy/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-1
https://steemit.com/funny/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-2
https://steemit.com/funny/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-3
https://steemit.com/funny/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-4

WEEKLY PUNLITERATION CONTEST #2
Let me see how punny my readers can be. Write an original punliteration of any day of the week in the comment box to win .700SBDs (.100SBD for each winning entry).. Please read slowly so you don’t mistake a decimal point for a fool stop. 😆 😆 😆 For now, I’m the sole judge of this competition. Some winning entries will be featured in week #6

Rules

Upvote this post.
Resteem this post.
Only one entry per person

Last Week’s Winner(s)
There was only one participant in last week’s contest and his entry won. Congratulations @lurvie-b on your winning entry, it has been featured in Weekly PunLiteration #5.
The whole .700SBD has been sent to you for being the only punster.

Thanks for having fun with my post.

Comments

[lurvie-b]

Thanks to @onenecha for organizing this contest. I indeed received my reward. Thanks.
How i wish more people can join this contest to make it more hot and all of that.

Let me tell some of my friends again

[lurvie-b]

My entry

When Wilson wallet was white, Winifred wired some money to Wilson because he won the West Washington lottery worth of $2 million with a white water wagon on WEDNESDAY