Art: First-Degree Timber! 🎁 πŸŽ„ πŸŽ…

in #funny β€’ 8 years ago (edited)

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Ya want some stupid holiday art? You got it! The idea of placing an evergreen in one's home is over a few millenia old. Many surmise it's a Babylonian phallic symbol. And you can guess what the wreath represents. If you ax me, it's a ho-ho-horrendous sham and I'll be accumulating tiny amounts of bitshares/EOS instead of stuffing gifts under some dead tree. </rant over>

The EverScream Tree?
Choppy the Snowman?
First-Degree Timber?

This is what happens when I endure a day packed with corporate level incompetence! XD

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Gotta keep dis short

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Lol. This has a"Bad Santa" vibe all over it (which is my favourite Christmas movie by the way).

Ba hahahaa!! YASSSS!!!! Bad Santa!!!

Haven't seen it, sounds funny though. I did see that horrendous train wreck "Ernest Saves Christmas"

#shame

😲

I haven't seen that, but you should watch Bad Santa this year. I'm sure it will be on if you search your channel guide. Or maybe netflix. I dunno.

Oh noooo!! What's going on in that mind of yours? Have you been channeling Stephen King???

This is the first of your posts that makes me cry instead of laugh...
The evil snowman and the holiday massacre.. 😭
That poor tree in the back...

I think we need a reversed upvote button, where the readers get paid for what they just had to witness.

I'm going to go hug some trees now.
Sniffle.

Oh noeeesssss!

Well, I don't cut trees myself, I'm not an advocate of chopping trees to use as decorations for a few weeks.

I'm going to have the tree getting revenge, so that's always fun. Maybe.

I just love your sketch and all the reaction you are getting.
K

Lol... you could have given the tree some legs so he can run..

Don't worry, he'll have a chance to retaliate XD

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That's great. I love it. I think about all the trees senselessly slaughtered every time a server at work throws out a pile of unused napkins. I think yeah.. great.. A tree killed for that and you didn't even use the damn napkins.

I suppose if there's a sanitary concern, they could always recycle the napkins πŸ˜„

Yeah that would be a health code violation. I would NEVER do that.

cough

but really what I meant was to put any old napkins in a recycle bin for paper products :D

oh. yeah. We don't do that here. $%^%$% Florida

We feel the same way about cutting down trees, and haven't done it for 2 years now. The kids want a tree, so we meet them halfway and go into the forest to find anything that has fallen down on its own, like a big branch, and we bring that in. A little weird perhaps, yet my conscience is at peace.

I've become very far removed from holiday traditions so the trees breathe a sigh of relief when they see me as well πŸ˜„

Yep I don't especially like chopping down stuff for no real reason either ... What if Xmas trees were potted and you could wheel them inside for a few weeks a year πŸ˜„

That would be outstanding.

Death by chainsaw #brutal

Perhaps the tree should take a flamethrower to the Snowman?

Nooooo not frosty lol

I deal with

corporate level incompetence! XD

all day every day. It's a little soul crushing.

Yes indeedly diggity

The rant + Pic 10/10 ahaha

It’s funny because I’m starting to read all of your posts in the voice you use in your videos aahah

I'm going crazy working on these ultra sappy holiday cards instead of animating something fun.... Bwahhh. Thanks @waphilip!

Oh my God I still remember that Horror movies. Had to think about it for about a week after watching it lol

I actually didn't see that type of horror movie... I hardly watch any at all. Except for the ones that were made in the 1950s and they are just silly and not scary

Very ingenious of you @overkillcoin... I simply love it....would love to add some colors...lol

Some day I hope!

:)

Digital version ASAP!

But why ? πŸ˜„

Never to late for an awesome Christmas shirt

O.o that's true!

50-180 πŸ˜‰

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Is that the prize? The size? The apologize? Ize? Ize baby dumdumdumdum durumdumdum

Clients are chainsawing my free time with their ridiculous projects lately

Oh... these poor trees...
That two carrots are great, haha!
Big hug from Switzerland!

Thanks @steemitri! πŸ˜„

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A ver si no te flaggea xD

He has found a lot of narrative outstanding posts!

Outstanding post and narrative. Much murder, so wow. Give upvote now, plz.