Love this whole story. Sorry it happened, but perhaps it caused that thing in you head that has made you "slightly off" and as funny as you are. :-) (That is meant as a compliment, really!)
Look forward to many more stories, hopefully without bodily harm for the most part.
Hey, happy to see you hear!
Thank you for noticing my slightly off-ness, and yes there are lots of stories, but the way my brain is triggered is by memories, so this story was a reminder of the story with my other trip to an American hospital.
Don't worry though, I live.