Canadian Skiing & Boarding Prep

in #funny7 years ago

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We’ve been ripping off the pages of each month, eagerly anticipating the start of another season. As the days get colder and the darkness sets in a whole lot earlier – we’re sitting over here dreaming of powder days and frosted hair tips.

As the weather sits in the high 10’s we’re starting to prep for winter. Here’s a fantastic list of ways you can get ready for the season

  1. Sit in an ice bath to really prep for those -30 days
  2. 93 minutes of alternating squats and lunges to get them legs nice and prepped
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  3. Stop showering
  4. Freshen up on your mountain lingo. Make sure you’re ready for them “gnar waist deep blower pow” days
  5. Spend all your monies on the newest latest and greatest gear or alternatively hit up the thrift store and buy Grandpa Ricks 1,000mm waterproof neon onsie
  6. No more hair cuts
  7. Start hiding $5 bills in snowboard pants and random jacket pockets (you’ll thank us later)
  8. Prep for powder days by leaving your friends mid hangout and not texting until 4 hours later
  9. Hit up the tanning salon wearing only your goggles. (gotta look the part)
  10. Shot skis - Kinda like training in a way. (use Fireball for maximum benefits)
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So now we wait. We wait for cooler nights and frosty mornings. We wait for low hanging heavy clouds and leaves to fall. And when those first back country areas and ski resorts open, you bet your ass we'll be ready.

Cheers,

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