Mystery of The Tiny Thick Banana
A Mystery by Aidan Logan
The stinking, wet , dirty town of Smelly Grass Hills holds a secret.
Aidan Kenway has the perfect life working as a computer smeller in the city and absorbing with his smart and beautiful girlfriend. Jane Light.
However, when he finds a tiny thick banana in his cellar, he begins to realize that things are not quite as they seem in the Kenway family.
An accident leaves Aidan with some startling questions about his past, and he sets of to cold Smelly Grass Hills to find some answers.
At first the people of Smelly Grass Hills are serious and addictive. He is intrigued by the curiously generous maid, St. Jack . However, after he introduces him to hard Vaseline, Aidan slowly finds himself drawn into a web of kissing, humiliating and perhaps, even spitting.
Can Aidan resit the charms of St. Jack and uncover the secret of The Tiny Thick Banana before it's too late, or will his demise become yet another Smelly Grass Hills legend?
Praise for The Tiny Thick Banana
"Who wouldn't give up a life of absorbing with their beautiful smart girlfriend to spend a little time with a curiously generous maid?''
-The Daily Tale
"About as mysterious finding a poo in a public toilet. However, The Tiny Thick Banana does offer a valuable lesson about not getting into hard Vaseline"
-New York Maids
"The only mystery, is why did I keep reading after page one?"
-French Tales
"I could do the absorbing much better with my girlfriend"
-Zob Gloop