Posting 5 daily quotes/ jokes. Hope you enjoy!
Rang the Bitcoin hotline yesterday! She told me to 
Young couple in a confession box. Young man to Father. "Forgive us father for we have sinned. We preformed pre -marital sex."
Father to couple-"What happened?" Young man- I couldn't help myself father, the way she flicks her hair, her wet top
clinging to her breast and she bent over in front of me to pick up her water bottle. I just had to do her then and there!"Young woman- "That muscular chest and strong arms, I so wanted him to do me from behind!"
Father to couple- If you continue to engage in pre-marital sex, I will have to ban you from the Church!!!!! Young man to father- We both understand, we've been banned from every gas station forecourt in town!
If a woman were to sit on your face while making love, wouldn't that be the best form of suffocation? At least you would die with a smile on your face?
Hello from Mr Bean. I still find this bloodly funny, even after all these years!
American Indian village. Child about to be born within a Teepee. Chief sitting outside when he is approached by young boy. Young boy to Chief- "Chief, you name every child that is born in the village. How do you come up with their names?
Chief to boy-" Well son, I look out beyond yonder, If I see the willows swaying in the breeze, if it is a girl, I name her Whispering Willows. I look out yonder and if I see a wild stallion bucking and trashing, I name boy, Crazy Horse. I look out yonder and if I see baffalo running, I name boy Running Bull. You are very inquisitive today. Why do you ask these questions, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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Check out my other funny post
https://steemit.com/life/@skytronia/laughing-my-f-king-ass-off-big-time-2
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