I definitely need a drink now. Where's that bottle of pee whiskey I've been saving for times like these?
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I definitely need a drink now. Where's that bottle of pee whiskey I've been saving for times like these?
I have it right here...in my pants.
No, like, literally, I keep a bottle of pee in my pants. My company does a lot of random drug testing.
Ah, that explains the bulge. I thought you were happy to see my partner in matching undergarments.