every one of them on the fly and as far as i know, original
because they're one liners i can't 100% guarantee that a similar joke hasn't been arrived to before independently, or that once in a blue moon i think i'm coming up with something original but i'm subconsciously taking a joke i've heard before
but pedantry aside, it's all my own stuff, and i don't even take the thousands of lines i've done before on twitter, always new
that being said it's not easy, sometimes i can't come up with a good line even after half an hour of hard thinking. It's just a lot harder coming up with a line from a blank canvas than a witty retort in a conversation. People think just because these lines are short, they're easy. Maybe i'm very stupid but at least in my case it's not true
I'm impress by your skill that's why I asked as you probably guessed.
Humor is the foundation of life in some sense. I love Swami Beyondananda. He's a almost unknown comedy genius. I think you'll enjoy these.
"Sense of humor is our seventh sense that helps us make sense of the other six." -- Swami Beyondananda
The best way to preserve our liberties is to take them away. And maybe if we call it the Patriot Act, no one will notice that it is the most unpatriotic and unconstitutional legislation ever passed. Looking on the positive side, though, it has made our lives simpler. The Bill of Rights has now been boiled down to just one: You have the right to remain silent.
If a Speech Freely Falls in the Forest, and There is No One There to Hear it --
is it Still Free Speech? - Swami Beyondananda
The best way to face the unknown is by not knowing. - Swami Beyondananda
Be a fundamentalist, make sure fun always comes before the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be cancelled. A laugh track has been provided and the reason why we are put in the material world is to get more material. Have a good laughsitive twice a day and that will insure regularhilarity.
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I predicted living in the now will be the wave of the future and time itself will become a thing of the past. The calendar's days are numbered.
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Somebody in Somena County opened the first solar powered tanning salon.
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Laughter burns calorie. I'm starting a new program called: "Laugh your ass off!"
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“What people believe is truly unbelievable.”
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We are given free choice in life. We get to decide whether or not we laugh. So if you want to be miserable go right ahead with whatever makes you happy.
every one of them on the fly and as far as i know, original
because they're one liners i can't 100% guarantee that a similar joke hasn't been arrived to before independently, or that once in a blue moon i think i'm coming up with something original but i'm subconsciously taking a joke i've heard before
but pedantry aside, it's all my own stuff, and i don't even take the thousands of lines i've done before on twitter, always new
that being said it's not easy, sometimes i can't come up with a good line even after half an hour of hard thinking. It's just a lot harder coming up with a line from a blank canvas than a witty retort in a conversation. People think just because these lines are short, they're easy. Maybe i'm very stupid but at least in my case it's not true
I'm impress by your skill that's why I asked as you probably guessed.
Humor is the foundation of life in some sense. I love Swami Beyondananda. He's a almost unknown comedy genius. I think you'll enjoy these.
"Sense of humor is our seventh sense that helps us make sense of the other six." -- Swami Beyondananda
The best way to face the unknown is by not knowing. - Swami Beyondananda
Be a fundamentalist, make sure fun always comes before the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be cancelled. A laugh track has been provided and the reason why we are put in the material world is to get more material. Have a good laughsitive twice a day and that will insure regularhilarity.
...
I predicted living in the now will be the wave of the future and time itself will become a thing of the past. The calendar's days are numbered.
...
Somebody in Somena County opened the first solar powered tanning salon.
...
Laughter burns calorie. I'm starting a new program called: "Laugh your ass off!"
...
“What people believe is truly unbelievable.”
...
We are given free choice in life. We get to decide whether or not we laugh. So if you want to be miserable go right ahead with whatever makes you happy.
He has so many. Here's what he sounds like.