Let's have some laughs!!

[thegoddess]

1. An old man went into a salon and he had only six hair. The stylist sarcastically asked him, "do you want me to cut it or count it?
   Old man replied: Color them ;)

2. A husband goes to a zoo and calls his wife from the monkey sanctury and says, "hey wifey, say hello to your relatives"
   Wife replies: "Hello Mom in law and father in law, nice to talk to you"

3. A student asks a teacher: woud you punish me for not doing something
   Teacher: I'd never punish you for something that you did not do
   Student: well, I did not do my homework.

4. Father: son, you better pass the exam this time or just forget who I'm
   7 hours after the exam
   Father: So, how was your exam son?
   Son: Who the hell are you?

Hope you had a few laughs. Keep smiling friends. Thanks for visiting

Comments

[paradise-found]

Good laughs!! hahahahahahaha :-D
Bear Hugs!! x0x0x

[thegoddess]

Hugs you back. @paradise-found xoxo

[rayhanrushimoni]

so beautiful

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[qurrom]

Have enjoyed so much pleasure in reading your post, which has got so much fun that you do not have any home to thank you so much thank you and I will be happy to post more beautiful

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[cecicastor]

Thanks for the laugh today!

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