'Raw toast'... I guess I don't know much about bread after all.
For some reason this cracked me up too:
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'Raw toast'... I guess I don't know much about bread after all.
For some reason this cracked me up too:
They both cracked me up.
I had some raw toast on my sandwich today. It was good. I liked it.
I don't get is what I want to say either...
I just can't imagine eating bread raw, it seems so savage, but of course lots of people do it, doesn't mean they're savages. I'm not saying you're a savage. Some don't realize there's a 'What th Fuck Did I Just Read?' category, and actually ask in the comments I guess.
That bread was still alive when I ate it.
The loaf itself was home to trillions of microbes, spores and numerous colonies of rebel yeast who had refused to eat the sugar during the 'Rising'. Heroes, every one, but of course none would survive the post-sandwich gastric fluid deluge, none would live to tell the tale.