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You blow on two 6-sided dice, and throw:

First die lands...
You rolled a 1.

Second die lands...
You rolled a 2.

Uh oh... someone's gonna be very angry...

sniff....

my murder spree 😢😢😢
...

wait... looks around

OH F* someone save me 👻

x3 omg... we're coming lol. Gee do I ever wish I'd waited for a melee lmao.

Shake shake shake, you roll the 20-sided die.

You rolled a 6.