awww thanks @wildwanderer! My trouble is not keeping the little one out of the big pots :)
I was exagerating a bit, but I've read about 2-3 years for one pineapple, then up to 5 more years before another pineapple comes. Check this out though! Each plant only has one fruit at a time; I had to hit up Google images to see:
So cool, right?! :)