The laziest thing I did is not one I am not proud of.
When I was much younger and much more foolish I went clubbing with friends and came home quite drunk - to the point of throwing up. After going to bed to sleep it off, I needed to be sick again. I was too lazy to get up to the toilet, so I lifted my pillow, threw up, put down the pillow then went back to sleep.
It backfired though, when I had to clean it up the following morning while I was hungover.
Hahahaha....eww though. Later in the morning you would have regretted it so much :D
Indeed I did. So so much regret