Liberty, freedom of speech, and professional golf

in #golf7 years ago

You know, I think my record speaks for itself. I am an advocate for freedom, liberty, individual rights, etc. However, I think I would be in favor of a law allowing the public beating of any person at any professional golf tournament who shouts "in the hole."

No, I really mean this. I think it would improve our society by some small margin by teaching a lesson to these people. We've all heard it a million times already, there is no reason for you guys to keep shouting it. Nobody is impressed by your diction, your volume, your quickness.

Just shut the hell up already! Please!