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How do you turn a duck in to a singer?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.

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What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.

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I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.

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How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.

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