Hamas Also Hoarding All The Ozempic

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The profile of users calling the reports lies revealed candidates for Ozempic prescriptions.

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Gaza City, September 4 - Residents of this coastal territory still in areas under Islamist control complained today that not only do those Islamists divert the vast majority of the food, medicine, and other supplies that Israel allows in - the militants hold on to every last drop of the crucial anti-obesity medication on which many Gazans rely to keep themselves healthy.

Social media posts and content uploaded to platforms not under Hamas censorship showed today another aspect of life under the oppressive boot of Hamas in the Gaza Strip: the Islamist terrorists hoard the Ozempic that the people of Gaza need to stay healthy, as nearly two years of war and many more years of crushing Israeli and Egyptian blockade have made Gaza one of the most obese places in the world, which NGOs and Hamas allies call "mass starvation."

"We can't get out Ozempic unless we pay the cursed rats of Hamas," read a Telegram post made yesterday. Similar content appeared on the platform more or less daily for the last three weeks.

"Not just food - now it's our Ozmepic," complained an X user. "If I don't take weekly injections, I stay overweight. It's impossible to lose enough fat to get healthy under these conditions. Those Hamas BASTARDS have taken everything from us: our homes, our safety, our food, our incomes." The X post garnered over a hundred thousand Likes and nearly 20,000 shares, tough many of the replies lambasted the user for lack of solidarity with the perpetrators of October 7 and threatened to doxx and decapitate him.

Several others called him a Mossad agent and Jew; most of those replies came from Pakistanis and Turks posing as Palestinians. A few came from Western progressives who insisted everyone in Gaza is on the verge of starvation and that the overweight look that all the adults in the territory have comes from Zionist distortion of online imagery.

"The camera adds like a hundred pounds," argued one. "Stop repeating Zionist talking points, you genocide-denier Nazi. I hope the martyrs rape your mother."

A brief investigation into the profile of that user and several others with similar replies revealed candidates for Ozempic prescriptions.

Humanitarian organizations blamed Israel for the situation. "The amount of aid entering Gaza is far from sufficient," stated United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees (UNRWA) spokesman Adipose Lipider. "Our partners on the ground will handle the distribution. You know, the ones who are too weak from starvation to handle it."

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