You know, sometimes I think baseball and crypto are long-lost cousins.
Both make grown men stare at charts all day.
Both promise “this could be the year” until the ninth inning… or the ninth red candle in a row.
And both will humble you faster than a 99-mph fastball if you get cocky.
So let’s step into the GrandpaPulse dugout of financial metaphors and match MLB teams to their cryptocurrency equivalents. Spoiler: some of these coins are moon-bound, and some are just Dogecoin wearing a baseball cap.
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