Fixing The Recent SteemIt Blog Post

So, for those who didn't see it, SteemIt Inc. posted a new blog post over on the dead platform titled: "More Great Things To Come".

I think it's only reasonable I cross-post it here... with a few fixes of my own, of course. [ my additions will be bracketed and / or italicized ]

image.pngsteemitblog 1 hour ago

More Great Horrible Things to Come

Dear Steemians Slaves,

We love censor our community! We diligently listened to and spoke with a number of our users sockpuppets and wanted to give everyone an update on our ongoing progress failure.

Steem stands united broken & crumbled.

First, we are fully committed to the community censorship and the continued [ lack of ] development. Steemit will focus on improving destroying our product to compete with Reddit with a better slightly worse user experience and [ complete lack of ] decentralization. We will focus on creating user-friendly products censorship. We hope Steemit will one day become the first choice for all cryptocurrency discussions, projects and content *return on investment Justin Sun has ever attempted..

Second, our world class team [ who all quit ] will focus on product, improve user experience sadness, work on exchange support manipulation, and foster content creation censorship. Our team's one sad sap who is forced into this position's singular focus will be to streamline the Steemit experience censorship capabilities in order to encourage the onboarding mass exodus of more users into out of Steemit’s growing shrinking community. This being said, TRON has a 15 million active user community with a distribution network of over 600 million DAUs! [ That last part is completely irrelevant & only stated to inflate our numbers. ] We will assist censor our users in joining Steemit and encourage them to get involved in its amazing community only post approved propaganda. And this is just the beginning end. More great cringey and exciting depressing news to come!

The Steemit Team Chinese Government


Yeah, there we go. I think it's a bit more accurate now, don't you?

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yeah.. a little bit harsh on the Chinese Government? We don't know if they want to be associated with Justin Sun, since he is living in California recently.