ROLLERCOIN SEASON 5 IS UPON US: " BEACH PARTY MOTHA F***AZ " !

in 1UP2 years ago (edited)
Authored by @Eythorphoto

HELLO FRENS!
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To begin with, I'd like to state that what you are about to read, is, in fact, financial advice, disguised within the ramblings of what appears to be "a mad man".

For what desperate reasons have you stumbled upon my writings in your search for financial advice? I do not know, but I do feel sorry for you. It must have been a ruff road so far!

Why are you seeking financial advice anyway? You are a middle-class white kid living at his parents chugging on mountain dew hoping to score rich from the #Splinterlands #dCity and #dCrops legend himself aren't you?

You meatball! lol...

Now put this music on and read up young one!

Anyway, Big news frens! big news, Rollercoin Has just hit it´s 5 season, and it looks like this summer is going to be MASSIVE! in the Rollerverse
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The devs have listed to the fanbase and investors that they´ve increased the number of days miners have in order to "due Hamester´s biddings" to earn the all valuable experience to acquire the valuable miners, which once acquired will continue to make your dough till the end of time!

Which is a great amount of time, considering your meaty body is at best reaching 80 years of "usability"

A Rollercoin miner really is forever!
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For "legitimacy" reasons I add these many photos of said, "investors" from the last known about Beach Party "Sesh", (Yeah, they call em "Seshes")....

All of them displayed high levels of satisfaction with their Rollercoin "Investments", I even knew some of them from #dCrops and Rehab.

I am myself most excited about the...

DERANGED VALUE AVAILABLE THROUGH MY BRUTAL STRATEGY OF COIN ACQUISITION THROUGH " % BONUS % " YES MY MAN! YOU HEARD ME, I JUST GAVE IT UP! HOW I WENT "FROM RAGS TO BITCHES".

Each miner you are operating, and remember this my young hustlahh
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MINERS IN ROLLERCOIN NEVER MINE AT A LOSS!

You´ve got that right, and I reference the game's homepage for this piece of information! A guy named Matt supposedly did the maths!

Back to track!

Each miner gives you an added percentage value to your total mining output, thus increasing your overall BITCOIN MINING power!

So more VARIETY of miners, and the more product you and i and evryone buys from the Rollertokenizers the BITCOINS ME AND YOU AND EVRYONE GETS!

!!! MANY DIFFRENT MINERS = HAMSTER IS HAPPY !!!

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Just a few of the known Big Boys of Rollercoin were extremely pleased with the new 25$ Dollar Gay-Pride Miners they put out! I am even thinking about buying myself 1 of each since i support the homosexual's right to have love and penetration!

!!!GAY LOVE! GAY PENETRATION! 'S ACTUALLY JUST PRETTY BASIC RIGHTS COME TO THINK OF IT!!!

(I AM JUST PSYCHED ABOUT THE ROLLERCOINS AND THE BEACH PARTY WITH THE GAYS AND THE DRUGS AND THER THUGS!

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Although the season started more than a week ago, heck a good two weeks ago i guess lol, i´ve only been able to reach XP level 3 due to me being bed ridden from medical withdrawals most of these two weeks, not even being able to perfectly tend to my run to the #dCity presidency .

Nevertheless, this Photographer is optimistic about the start of the season,

I just did some shitloads of drugs and am feeling pretty "meeeh" about the whole sitz....

These sentences where written back to back, as one sentance, the later one was suppose to support my put forth statement, however comes to show how one can really hold simultaniusly two and opposite opinions about a matter,

About everything really if you think of it!

and aAAAaaa DIVE..... into esoteric metaphysics... what?

"Self-knowledge is the duty of man because he is the pivot and the starting point; cosmic knowledge is also essential because man is part of the universe. Yet, cosmic knowledge is only possible through self-knowledge for man himself is the center of all things.
Self-knowledge has always been the dream of philosophers, scientists, great men and the medical body; yet, only those who applied the Esoteric and trod the Path of Consciousness and inner evolution, did in fact attain true and complete self-knowledge.

Lol!

Yeah, season started! and yup can feel the Beach Party vibe?

I´ve already reached 3 XP levels and earned as a Bonus from Hamster some 100.000 Ghz of Mining power for One week! THANK YOU HAMSTER!

As well as the two miners visible on the photo belove, one is the 50.000 Ghz of "The beach buddy Which i got for finishing level 1xp, THANK YOU HAMSTER!

The other is the 1Ghz (To LOLz on investors time and efforts from the Devs) Of mining powers, " The Ravenclaw", well, thank you hamster I guess.. ... WHAT? IT GIVES ADDED % FOREVER AND EVER ON ALL YOUR ROLLERCOIN ACTIVITIES! WHAT! THANK YOU HAMSTER!

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LOL YOU WELCOME FAM!

What a nice dude Crypto Hamster is, its really a mood killer that he is a burglar.

Well, I hope he won't burgle me, however, burgle is not nearly as bad as people treat it as, most of the time you aren't even there, so it's a "private affair". you should be insured! Lulz!

However i better get to work on Flappy Rocket for Hamster, I really need to finish this level today!

And that's where you come in FRENS! By clicking the following link and registering, you have on my behalf fulfilled my mission of getting a fren hooked!

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BECOME PART OF "THE FILTHY FEW" https://rollercoin.com/?r=l1lmjip8

All of my referal links will set you up with a Rollercoin accaunt as well as providing you with 1000 SATOSHIS FOR FREE TO START YOUR MINING EMPIRE!

THANK YOU HAMSTER!

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"i´ve got u covered homes!" he could be saying there, assuredly!

Well i´ll get to it, wouldnt wanna disapoint Hamster! And so should you!

I´ll see ya Rolling!

And i stand by my statement of this being financial advice, the quality of which will have to be ,easured by each individual for himself. am i whoring myself? maybe? do i have unblinding faith in Rollercoin, maybe! Am i entertaining myself and maYbe yourself?

Am i physically hurting you, (I know Rollercoining can be economically devistating if you´re an Idiot)... No I´m not hurting anybody so Fuck off! and get Rolling you headless piece of sh***t if you are still reading this. And who am u arguing,

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Holy shit El Presidente, just looked at your wallet. How's @kryptogames treating your balance?

My man, @Kryptogamers is da Shizzniz, (i might be spelling Shizzniz wrong)!
however a simple or complex RNG is no match to "the presidential instinct".
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