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Ganz klar, aber ich habe es nur zufällig gesehen, weil ich gevotet habe, denn sonst gehe ich immer über die Meldungen. 😉

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Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail?
He was charged with battery

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Ganz klar, aber ich habe es nur zufällig gesehen, weil ich gevotet habe, denn sonst gehe ich immer über die Meldungen. 😉

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I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.
That was a very fuelish thing to do.

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What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.

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