Well I'm glad you didn't throw yourself out of an actual plane. Parachute or not, it seems like a poor idea. At least this gave me an idea...
birds get high every single day, and still, they don't manage to outrun their problems.
Bird rehabilitation clinic?
Are we talking depressed birds or addict birds? :P either way, it's a cool idea. Hey, it's the creative exchange that is or can be the blockchain.
Why not both?
That's the spirit.
behind you!run!!