Beat Street Café? More like Beat Up Café.
Nice one. Jokes right off the bat to hook readers - smart.
An intact toilet - wow! That's a first.
The "keep door closed at all times" sign leading to a room with a mattress in it scares me. My mind goes straight to a horror story of creepy bar tender holding young student captive in basement for own twisted pleasure.
Yikes!
Impressive isn't it? You can even piss in it and not get your shoes wet.
Haha bonus!