ha ha ... I'd definitely need new jeans now. Makes sense to use them to help keep you conscious about your eating habits.
I've been on my own for 25 years now, well, on the 15th of April of this year. Although in my older age, it's not that I think it is the ultimate situation really, but I am used to it now and don't consider it a bad thing mostly. It does have it's perks... and it's inconveniences for sure.