That poster might actually work 🤣
There are more hair to be honest, three or four of them are always growing too long on each eyebrow 😉
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That poster might actually work 🤣
There are more hair to be honest, three or four of them are always growing too long on each eyebrow 😉
Cheers and !BEER
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Oh yeah, for sure Hannes and you will have a guaranteed fly free house 🤣
Hahaha, early days for the work on the forest on your eybrows. First there was only one hair scouting for freedom on each eye and they sent the message back that it is nice. So three others joined each scout to establish a community. Then soon they will have children and the children will have children as you age to become a forest 🤣
You should have been like a lion and scared the first scout out of his pants, then you wouldn't have this problem. Sit up all night with a plank as they are clever and come out when you sleep. So keep your eyes closed and when you feel him come out, then you can hit him with the plank 🤣
Such is life my friend!
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Oh yes, I forgot to say that sometimes a hair grows on my ears - I have been really surprised when I saw the first one a few years ago. Now I always search for them ... they grow much faster than any other hair, I believe 😁
Your advice is good, but it comes a little bit too late, my friend 🤣
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Oh, I love the bushes in my ears as at times when the bugs get cold, they can hide in it 🤣
The hairs in the nose is another problem, as when I grip them with my fingers and pull them out, they make my eyes water.
Poor Marian often thinks that I am crying and then I put on an act so that she can pamper me 🤣
Alas, yeah too late as the damage is done, so my heartfelt condolences to you in this case my friend.
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There are nort so many around here, so I don't need any bushes in my ears and luckily my nose hair are still pretty much invisible 😎 ... but I know these watering eyes too, because sometimes a nose hair thinks it's a long head hair 🤣
Thanks a lot for your kind condolences, my friend 😁
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Ah, so you also put on an act when the wife asks why you are crying 🤣
I normally say that I am crying because I have lost the car's keys, or my wallet, or for my first girfriend as it is sure to create a pandemonium in the peaceful house 🤣
So, wait patiently as they will appear and not so long you will see that they all think that they are a part of the hair on your head 🤣
Then you sill really appreciate my condolences 🤣
Cheers and thanks.
Well, I think in that case my weekly haircut session will last a little bit longer if I have to cut all these hair, but I won't need to cry anymore when the nose hair are cut instead of pulling them out 🤣
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No, no, no, you don't cut those hairs Hannes.
If you do, then it means that you prune them for better and stronger growth 🤣
Best is to pull the hairs in the nose and ears out and then you make a special paste of chicken shit and balsamic vinegar to rub on the places where the hair was pulled out. This will frighten them to grow again 😉
Please note that this is not medical advice and in case of a divorce or injury, the author may under no circumstances whatsover be held responsible 😇
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