in seriousness is good, i like to read the comments as well..
Gosh now I'll have to do something.; let's see. need something with some click bait title and/or shock value;...haha just make some notes as my brain leaks.. hmmn leaky brain, zombie licking.. err. no that's not it!. need something that's not real.
Something that will outrage people and make it sound like you're going to say something opposite to what you are. Keep them guessing