There are many anti ageing creams on the market my friend. You can be 16 bottles of the stuff, but I am afraid that none of them work.
It's all a mental thing and if you think young, then you will stay young. Maybe for a month at least.
So I am only trying to prepare you for the future as a friend as nobody told me about these things. One morning I wake up and there is a knob behind my ear, so I was afraid that I was growing another head, but the doctor told me that it was only the normal swelling of a gland, as it happens to old people. Nobody told me 😪
Getting old is not for sissies 🤣
Cheers and thanks.
A knob behind my ear - I have just had a look and there's nothing ... nothing yet, but you may be sure that from now on I will take a look every morning 😅
Thank you so much for caring, my friend, but please be so kind and don't tell me anymore about knobs and such things ... I don't want to be a Sissy 🤣 !LOLZ
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Hahaha, not necessary to look every morning, as I bet that you will get a knob elsewhere on your body, so prepare for strange things when you approach 70, as they call it praying time 🙏
Shame, my intention was only to prepare you, but right I will respect your request and leave you to make the discoveries for yourself 🤣 !LOLZ
Cheers and thanks.
You mean I will get even more knobs on different places? That doesn't sound good, but thankfully I still have a few years till I turn 70 😂 !LOLZ
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At 70 the plumbing doesn't work anymore and you will drip from the tank when you walk.
No warning that you want to pee, as the need comes out of nowhere to surprise urgently.
The legs weaken and the balance goes, so you will have to take care that you are always near a toilet, as if you have to rush, you will fall over and not only wet your pants, but you will have new nobs from the fall to worry about 🤣 !LOLZ
Cheers and thanks.
Lots of more worries and less hair 🤣
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Now you're really scaring me, my friend, so I'll have to prepare my pants I believe, but I don't tell you how 🤣 !LOLZ
I shave my head evey few weeks, so I don't mind loosing my hair 🤣
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Hahaha, they have already invented an answer and it is called incontinent nappies my friend. So you will again wear the same pants that you did as a baby 🤣 !LOLZ
I think they call it the circle of life 😉
Oh yes, I forget as you like to look young 😁
Cheers and thanks.
Haha, I know these, of course, but I didn't want to mention them because I knew you would do so 🤣 !LOLZ
Haha, I'm looking oder each day I let my beard grow, but when I shave my face and head I look at least a week younger, or two 😂
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