Crow-meo and Owl-iette
Crow-meo and Owl-iette were from families which had hated each other since time immemorial. The Corvids and Strigids feud could not separate these two lovers, though. Well, not until Owl-iette's brothers Barney, Screech, and Spectacles gave Crow-meo a new pair of concrete overshoes and sent him to sleep with the fishes, and then slapped some sense into her.
The moral of the story: Owls are not fans of Shakespeare or West Side Story. Do not cross them. They will end you.
@generikat, your turn. We need contrast to my bitterness!
Concrete shoes are hard to come by these days, seems a shame to waste them as a one-time-use...
That music video, um, wow. I really like the heightened part where the owls are all singing.
Exactly, save the concrete shoes for the bulldozers that come for their trees 🤣
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It was a weapon of math disruption.
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It isn’t so bitter @jacobtothe 😎
There are some contrasting stories to be read 😉
Definitely, I love the mix ♥️
@jacobtothe has an awesome first entry 🙌
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Chase it around the block.
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Yes… it is so great to read all the different stories.
Well done @jacobtothe 👋🏻😎 he has…
The poor couple - the moral should be for those in forbidden love to run away fast 😲😲😲
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It's a total rip-off.
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