Good morning Hannes,
Hahaha, oh yes, I forget and I think that all of the wild animals flee from Austria as it is the territory of the Austrian mountain goat lol.
Now, now my friend, I am an innocent man, but I think that I have a vague idea of what you are talking about.
We have had no sex education here when I was young and for a long time I thought that I could become pregnant hahaha.
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I don't know why we have an eagle in our flag, it should be a Mountain Goat 🤣
Ok, you understand and I only hope that Cinderella knows how to play chess. I don't play very good, but sometimes I like to play a game or two 😉
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Hahaha, simple, just put in an application for the eagle to be replaced with a photo of you Hannes 🤣
So know you want to play chess with Cinderella??? The jumping parts I presume?
But this will not work, as she will simple get her uncle, the grandmaster player of chess to play against you.
The bad news is that he will have his axe with him and he has chopped all of the losers heads off.
Btw. he has never lost a game and maybe, just maybe the wily Austrian mountain goat can beat him. If not, then he will add the goat head to the collection of the other 1000 trophy heads above his large fireplace 😭
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Haha 😂
If course I want to play chess, what did you think? Did you have nasty thoughts?😉
If he has the axe with him I will suggest that if I win I can have it, and if he wins he can have my horns. He will then play in fear to lose the axe what will actually make him lose and me win 😁 So I win an axe, my life and maybe also the princess ... happy end of the fairy tale 🤗
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Me? Nasty thoughts??? 😇😇😇
You might just sit the pot miss this time my friend.
That guy only has one thing on his mind and it burns like a bushfire, winning at all costs. An ugly mental attitude that even dragons fear. Now and then he starts to drool in his eagerness to win and puss runs out of and old wound in his left eye where a dying competitor without a head scratched him. The old man's breath smells like Sulphur and he wheezes like a hungry crocodile.
I think that only thing that you will win in this competition is the 100 meter running sprint to your motorbike🤣
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I tend to believe you, because you are a man of honor I believe 😉
Have you ever smelled an old Mountain Goat? Well, if you do you also know that Sulphur is nothing more than a bad smell against the goat's smell 😁
Did you know that dragons originally came from Europe and the mountains? Now, my friend, tell me who is still climbing these mountains? The old man might stink like hell and he might want to win and spread fear with his axe, but he has never met an old Mountain goat and maybe he runs as soon as he smells the odor 🤣
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Now that's an angle that I did not consider and you are right, even the ordinary goats here don't smell too good.
So if the old man sees and smell you he would be rattled for sure. Especially if you have a dragons tooth necklace hanging around your neck lol.
Maybe he will put his axe down, embrace you and then wash you, as Cinderella will not like his new stinking son-in-law lol.
You and Cinderella will have a big wedding in her pumpkin castle and soon there will be many little mountain goats with axes running around lol.
Sounds like a happy ending to me at least lol.
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Oh yes, that sounds like a good happy end for me too, although I don't want my children to run around with axes 🤣 lol
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