So Iāve got three clips from Portland, and honestly, I couldnāt not share these.
The first two show protestors getting arrested and carried back into the facility, the good old-fashioned way. Nothing too unusual there. But the third videoā¦ that one deserves an award.
Instead of struggling with a stubborn protestor or wearing themselves out dragging someone around, the feds have officially switched to the āwork smarter, not harderā playbook.
Picture this: a protestor laid flat on his stomach, handcuffed, strapped onto a hand trolley like a piece of awkward luggage, and just casually wheeled inside. Not shoved, not carried, just rolled. Like a Costco run.
You almost expect the guy pushing the cart to ask, āPaper or plastic?ā
Itās honestly the most efficient thing Iāve seen come out of Portland in a while. Forget tactics manuals and long hours of training, just grab the nearest dolly from the storage room and boom, instant prisoner transport.
Who needs muscles when youāve got hardware?
So yeahā¦ welcome to 2025, where even arrests are getting an upgrade in efficiency.