Some of That PIMP Shit
How about we go over that badass PIMP Shit? For some of you, this is merely a review and update, but, in case you have no idea what a PIMP even is, let me tell you.
A PIMP is all about money and making theirs. The definition has changed over the years, despite what some may argue it is. I grew up using words and doing things many of you have only seen in the movies or heard about in songs. Here on Hive, we PIMPs focus on gettin' money in several different ways. I mean, why else are you here? Really.
PIMP itself, is a token and assuming you have enough PIMP staked to breech the dividend sharing percentages, we share more tokens with you than any other organization, tribe or community on Hive. We are on the top 20 of over a dozen rich lists in holdings and mete most of them out to our PIMPs. We hide nothing, there is no 'behind the scenes' sus bullshit going on. I tell it like it is and keep anyone informed that wants to take the time to hear it. I'll even tell you what the fuck we're doing so you can be a PIMP on your own time. But, I don't do financial advice. I just get money. You can too. Why?
MOAR
I'm a muthafukn P.I.M.P. and the more I make, the more you make and the more you make, the more I make and the moar all of us PIMPs make. 😎 So, let me tell you how this PIMP shit works and about the 'top 200' and how you can start stakkin'. Since the last upadate, we have made a few changes here and there. Let it be known, we aren't a private circle jerk and I invite anyone and everyone now, that wants to learn ways to be a P.I.M.P., to join us The PIMP District where we have meetings everyWednesday at 8 am CST and can answer any questions and address any concerns you may have.
What's that?
You want to be a PIMP?
How can you get some tokens to stake?
Ways To Acquire PIMP
- Post on Pimp Media
- Post in the P.I.M.P. community threads
- Use the tag: #pimp (and hope a P.I.M.P. sees it)
- Buy it on Hive-Engine or Tribaldex
- Add liquidity to the pools on Tribaldex or Bee Swap that offer PIMP rewards
- Present a post on PYPT in Dreemport hosted by @shadowspub on Thursdays
- A P.I.M.P. uses our tipping mechanism on your post or comment
- Hope someone just randomly sends you some
if you already have PIMP and want more -
- All of the above
- Delegate HP to @tokenpimp for a PIMPed out vote (vote based on size of delegation)
- Use the PIMP slapper on a post or comment (must have 1000 PIMP staked)
- Delegate PIMP to the @oneup-cartel's or @lolzbot PIMP curator accounts
- Curate other PIMPs and support the District's citizens
> Let me tell you what SOUPY means- Keepin it warm and welcoming to everyone you come across — at the same (time) as pimpin and confident AS POSSIBLE!
PIMP Slapper?
Yes. You have to have at least 1000 PIMP staked (which also gets you the PIMP badge on #peakd) to make 1 call per day to tip someone 1 PIMP. To make 2 calls and tip 5 PIMP, you need to have 10,000 staked and so on and so forth. This also slaps the same amount to your own stash of tokens. See the following chart:
Current Tokens/Cryptocurrencies PIMP distributes:
- #ALIVE
#APE
#ARCHON
#BEATCZ
#BEE
#CCC
#CENT
#CINE
#COM
#CTP
#DEC
#DEGEN
#DHEDGE
#ENTRY
#FOODIE
#FUN
#GAMER
#HIVE (NEW)
#HUSTLER
#LEO
#LIST
#LOLZ
#LOTUS
#MEME
#NEOXAG
#NFTM
#ONEUP
#PAL
#PHOTO
#POB
#SIM
#SLOTHBUZZ (NEW)
#SME
#SPACO
#SPS
#SPT
#STELLARUM
#STEM
#THGAMING
#UTOPIS
#VIBES
#VOUCHER
#WAIV
#WEED
Current Tokens on our (purposeful) HODL List:
- #ASTRA
#BRO
#BXT
#CARTEL
#CAV
#ECOBANK
#EDSMM
#INCOME
#LGN
#LVL
#PIMP (stash for promotional use)
#SOL
#TAN
#VAULT
We discuss every week, whether or not to add any or remove any tokens from these lists. If you do not see your token on here, come ask us why. If you have a token you would like added and are a PIMP, hop in the chat with us and plead your case.
The Fuck Does That Mean?
All the tokens on the first list, are ones we share every day with people that have the balls to stake our token. The distribution is set to the top 200 highest staked balances (after any outgoing delegations). Incoming delegations do not count towards totals for distribution. Outgoing delegations do not count toward your staked balance as you are not using it to curate any other PIMPs but letting others do it for you. And, since they are using it on your behalf without it being staked, it will not count for them either.
Some of you may notice that it doesn't reach 200 accounts yet (currrently the top 95 staykrz). That's because early adopters have been staking them since it was created. They have a much higher percentage in the total amount of staked PIMP than even myself! Gift of the HODL. As more people acquire and stake PIMP, and our distribution center continues its pursuit of domination, it will continue to spread the wealth on to deeper levels until it hits 200. At that point, we will discuss whether or not to extend the numbers.
v3.0
Stright up, the purpose of PIMP is to get money. Yes, I love the community here, but you have to understand the realm in which you are living just by reading this. You're not on a WordPress blog. You're not on Tumblr. Or Fakebook. Or even The New York Times absorbing the media you desire - no - you're here. Here where some people use this blockchain to feed their families or fund their causes or build their dreams! So, all the profits being made by sales of PIMP from the center of operations and any other token trades, sales, swaps and earnings - are going right back into it compounding everything we can to better give back to all of you.
That being said, we are now in a position where we can add HIVE to the growing list of tokens - and now - cryptocurrencies, we are able to share with everyone. We had to recode the entire thing, but it was worth it. We did a test run last night and it was successful, so look for HIVE in your wallets PIMPs! You know we will just keep that growing.
I often say we because I couldn't do any of this without any of you - the community. So, here, in this space, money and your network go hand in hand like a happily married couple fresh off to their honeymoon. The only difference between PIMP and others is - we want to WIN. Will we? It is yet to be proven otherwise and I'm not one to give up very easily.
PIMP Shittin'
In closing, I just wanna say that I don't really give a shit if you are or become a PIMP or not. We're gonna get money with or without you. Just is what it is. Some will see it right off the bat. Some will see the potential, the numbers involved and put it on their TDL. Some will just ignore us. Anyone that knows me, knows I make things happen.
And that's one of the keys. There are three kinds of people in this world. Ones that make things happen, ones that watch things happen and ones that wonder what the fuck just happened. While you decide which one you are, REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am and you already know - ery day I'm hustlin'.
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because I can
So Can WE
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I’m a MACK DADDY PIMP brother…🤑
!pimp
You must be killin' it out here!
@silverd510 just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/3 possible people today.
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I received it! I finally made it :) I'm now one of the PIMPs getting some dividends!
!LOL
Divvys are always goody !PIMP
We are divs lover!
!LUV and !PIMP
MOAR !PIMP
You must be killin' it out here!
@biglove just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @arc7icwolf.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/5 possible people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
The previous one didn't go through... so here's some !PIMP :)))
You must be killin' it out here!
@arc7icwolf just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @biglove.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/1 possible people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
Aw man @arc7icwolf, you are out of PIMP to slap people.
Go Stake some more and increase your PIMP power.
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You must be killin' it out here!
@biglove just slapped you with 5.000 PIMP, @arc7icwolf.
You earned 5.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 2/5 possible people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
lolztoken.com
Boara Boara.
Credit: reddit
@enginewitty, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @arc7icwolf
(5/8)
Like so.
!PIMP
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You must be killin' it out here!
@kerrislravenhill just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/1 possible people today.
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I'll slowly get in the top 200, it's one of my goals 😀
!LOLZ
!PGM
BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!
The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]
5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!
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!BEER
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You will get there!!! !PIMP
You must be killin' it out here!
@biglove just slapped you with 10.000 PIMP, @servelle.
You earned 10.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 3/5 possible people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
Thanks a lot for the support 😍
!LOLZ
!PGM
BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!
The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]
5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!
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ohhh yessss !PIMP
lolztoken.com
Nobody nose.
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@enginewitty, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @servelle
(7/10)
Why is it capped at the top200? And not just all who reach the minimum dividend?
That would eventually spread the rewards too thin so want to give the people that come strong and are willing to 'lock up' PIMP by staking it their fair share of cookies.
Wouldn't it just make a wall if someone down the line would like to get in? :D
Have you made a post in the last 2 years using the PIMP tag or curated anyone with the tag with your PIMP stake? This isn't a new token. Right now, it is relatively cheap and real easy to earn. How long did you know about Bitcoin before you bought any or did you buy any? I don't see a wall. I see people that understand where we are going and will get in the boat, people that will stand on the shore and watch where we're going and people that will wonder how we even got there.
I recently just got into Liquidity pools a few with :pimp, so I am working my way up.
Like, last month I bought all of my pimp and such.
Also, no I have curated within the pimp tribe, I dont in generel dont curate in specific tribes, I just use Ecency or Peakd.
Way easiee
On your way then 😉 pools can be pretty rewarding!
I am! I slept on Liquidity pools, so now I need to make up for it :p Only got 30$ in them right now spread out.
But I still have 250 pimp staked though :D
THE PIMP JUST GETS BETTER!
Witty for President !PIMP
Seriously amazing work big big love
You must be killin' it out here!
@biglove just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/5 possible people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
I see nothing wrong with having fun and improving skills all while becoming financially secure :) ... it doesn't have to be one thing or the other!
!PIZZA !ALIVE !LOL
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@enginewitty! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @wrestlingdesires. (4/10)
The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want.
Thank you for verifying my brains. 😁
All good - now who is going to verify that I have some brains too 😂
!PIZZA !ALIVE !LOL !PIMP
You must be killin' it out here!
@wrestlingdesires just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/1 possible people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
@enginewitty! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @wrestlingdesires. (5/10)
The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want.
!PIMP just keeps getting better and better!
You must be killin' it out here!
@dbooster just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/2 possible people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
Up and up!! !PIMP
You must be killin' it out here!
@biglove just slapped you with 20.000 PIMP, @dbooster.
You earned 20.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 4/5 possible people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
Wait til you see what else I got down the pipeline 😎
!PIMP
!PGM
!WINE
You must be killin' it out here!
@enginewitty just slapped you with 10.000 PIMP, @dbooster.
You earned 10.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 3/3 possible people today.
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BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!
The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]
5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!
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lets go
!PIZZA
!PIMP
You must be killin' it out here!
@anandkj611 just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/1 possible people today.
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Great article dude, I love the way you write, it's really entertaining in a straight shooter kind of way.
I'm collecting up my pimp, I delegated the majority of my collection to the LOLZ.PIMP bot, but I'm getting my personal stack together on the side.
!PIZZA !LOLZ !LUV
Many different ways to be PIMP my dude 😎
Listened in to the last PIMP chat the other day while at work. Awesome stuff. A lot of this shit is way too complicated for me to work out in the "free time" (myth 😆) I have, but that chat was a distilled just right for me, gotta thank you for that! Also, the #pimpshit channel is the #1 place to pick up some hot tips imo. Defo all in on PIMP and PIMP-approved projects. See ya soon homie 😎
Word Holmes. Vegas Awaits 😎 and thank you, glad you can grip what we got for the PIMPs!
PIZZA Holders sent $PIZZA tips in this post's comments:
anandkj611 tipped enginewitty (x1)
@wrestlingdesires(11/15) tipped @enginewitty (x2)
killerwot tipped enginewitty (x1)
You can now send $PIZZA tips in Discord via tip.cc!
I like it!
How can I delegate my PIMP to the delegation pools getting more PIMPs?
!pimp
Dafuq @mikezillo, you gotta stake more PIMP Tokens!
You need Stake at least 1000.000 PIMP power.
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