This has truly damaged my heart. Here I thought of Australia as a vast unspoiled place. Now I find that you are forever polluted too. Makes me sad.
Maybe the vast has something to do with it. Canada is vast, too. Maybe there is no such vast and unspoiled left any more. Makes me wonder if there is any unspoiled? Is there a remote Island in Micronesia that hasn't suffered poutine? Oh, the humanity of it all...
Vast could be attributed to many of the worlds problems I suppose. Vast doesn't seem to keep to itself, if just meddles doesn't it, niggling away at things, ruining chips all over the world. Damn you vast.
I'll be honest though, poutine isn't a thing here...My friend made it and until then I had no fucking clue what it was. However it's like crack, one hit and you're an addict. It's the same with vast, relentless once it gets it's claws into you.
Well I'm safe then. No hits=no addiction.
The vast problem remains. Canada is so vast they don't really know where it ends on the north. It might go on all the way to Borneo or someplace.
Canada wants to take over the world and make their vast way vaster. Greedy.
Yes. Precisely. And the sneaky bastiges are doing it by debilitating the unsuspecting masses with Poutine!