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Lol...Bribing me now?

:) Never.

I'm unimpeachable anyway, would never succumb to a bribe. 🙄

😉

It is beneath me to try. I am a giver. Everyone gets flowers. ;))

My apology I didn't mean anything but. Sorry.

I know you didn't and honestly I wasn't trying to be a jerk, I just suck miserably at finding the door out of a joke. I knew you were joking.

Ah ok, it's all good...I didn't like the thought that I'd possibly offended you in some way. Seems not so yay.