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Im a fan. Aussies got some great biscuits. Lamingtons and kingstons are also some of my favourite

They're good ones. I bite the ends off and suck up iced coffee through them and then eat the biscuit. Whole packets have been known to vanish.

I think one packet is just enough per person. Get a bunch of kingstons and a movie on the telly. Youre set.

Renounce your US citizenship this instant! You're an Aussie. I'm not even joking.

Australia wont just take me. Despite the evidence otherwise. Don't have the skills immigration is looking for, or the money yo buy my way in. And since the love of my life just let me who was an Aussie im kinda up a creek.

Ha yes, up shit creek without a paddle. Well, you can be an honourary Aussie and someday the government may see the error of their ways, as may that sheila. (I actually never use that term, but it seems appropriate.)

Yeah. Id love for both to happen. Maybe if enough aussie citizens attest to my aussiness they let blokes like me slip in and stay.