Durian wars...
In a galaxy far far away some imperial asshole cut open a durian and fucking smelled out the planet...The rebels didn't like that and rebelled and the death Star, a converted durian harvesting plant, moved in and...
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One could easily crack a planet open with a huge laser, or... One could drop gazillions of exposed durian fruits onto the planets surface, reeking all the way to the atmosphere. No one could survive that. No one, thus rendering the planet uninhabitable for at least 1,000,000 years.
Durian: Planet killer.
That should be a movie. I'd pay huge money to watch that, just to see millions of innocent lives being snuffed out by a fruit. It's nearly killed me enough times, so I may as well see other people suffer from it, too.
Who would play the durian?
Gerard Depardieu? He's got a head like a durian so...
I was thinking more like Donald Trump. I need someone absolutely hateful to be the durian, and his totally-real hair is somewhat the same colour as the fruit's insides.