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I know right? It's always something healthy too...Come on! Tempt me in donuts or something why don't you!

LOL! I actually kind of wish my other half would tempt me with something healthy now and again - unfortunately, I find it hard to resist the lure of the takeaway!

Nothing good ever came from something healthy.

Umm, maybe that came out wrong.

Nothing healthy is ever good.

Hmm...

Good healthyness is nothing?

I'm not sure I'm hitting the mark here, but I think you get the picture.