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It's a fine line indeed. Paleontologists spend their whole careers looking for Petrified Tortoise Poop, not to mention 20 years in school.

Me? I can take it or leave it.

nahhh you know you love it. You love the tortoise poop

You know the best thing for Petrified Tortoise Poop? When I have to go to dinner with my dickhead brother in law I slip a couple in his rice.

When he crunches I know I've scored. Sweet revenge will prevail!

haha love your style. Brilliant! Revenge is a dish best served tortoise poop