My God, I remember during my high school days when my classmates brought one sack of durian because they have a farm. And true, the smell was so gross and like my organs in my stomach flips. Though it smells bad they said it's so delicious but I never dared to eat. I just can't because of the smell which made me always feel dizzy.
My classmate even prank me. Putting a durian in my bag. In our hometown before, there were lots of free durian especially when I was in high school. I just don't know now if it's still free because nowadays, it's a known fruit and the price is high already.
I love your last quote " Happy wife, happy life" hihi